Men's Underwear: What Women Prefer
When your woman dresses up in something racy and lacy and taunts you by strutting around the room and bending over to get a reaction, she has your undivided attention, right? Well, believe it or not, women are paying attention to what's under your wear as well.
So in case, you're wondering; yes, you can turn women on with your lingerie, for lack of a better word. But buyer beware, there are some serious dos and don'ts when it comes to what kind of underwear you're donning.
this lackey's tacky
Sometimes I wonder why fine department stores sell certain kinds of men's underwear. And if you've ever been in a men's locker room, you know that some guys are truly clueless when it comes to undies.
Appearance matters in today's society and what you're wearing under your Armani suit matters just as much. Even if that hot accounting executive won't be getting the goods that day, a great pair of boxers will keep you confident and ready if she decides otherwise.
Although strippers wear thongs, what do you say we leave them for the stage performers and those hot Brazilian babes? I personally believe that thongs have no place on men (unless your woman is doing a striptease and throws them at you — but that's another article). Bikini underwear also doesn't fare well with the opposite sex. It takes away from the mystique of the "package." Granted, although there are some women who salivate when they see guys in Speedos on the beach, for the most part, that's a big no-no.
And of course, briefs. It's not that they're horrible underwear, but they do have a sort of sophomoric appeal. If you're playing "seductive older neighbor and the innocent young lad," then by all means. Otherwise, do your best not to wear briefs — they're not good for your jewels anyway.
And up top, lest we forget those disgusting spaghetti strap tank tops that resemble a ragged piece of cloth. You know, those tops that show the nipples — usually seen on bodybuilders. Those are unacceptable even if you're Mr. Olympia.
Of course, you'll never hear a woman complain about a man in boxers (unless they have holes, tears or those unsightly tracks — you know what I'm talking about). But the thing is, boxers don't usually provide the support men need, so opt to wear them to bed at night instead. Of course, I go commando at home.
What's the greatest underwear according to women?
Perhaps the greatest and best option for guys is those awesome boxer briefs. They fit well, they keep the boys snug without feeling suffocated, and of course, they look awesome. These babies come in an array of styles and colors that excite women easily.
And who can forget the wife-beater tank tops? Okay, so the name is somewhat negative, but if you've got the body, then tank tops can serve as your best friends. And there are many varieties, from your basic white tank to the V-neck undershirt.
And of course, those Athletic Union Suits that Calvin was kind enough to revive. They're those one-piece tank/boxer pieces that only look good on guys with athletic bodies — hence the name.
no tigers in there
There are certain prints that have kept women laughing for years. For instance, wearing bikini underwear is bad enough, but add a leopard print design and you'll look downright ridiculous. I'm not kidding, some guys just don't know better.
And those tacky designs that you think are cute? They're not. Lips, Batman and the like never got any woman's seal of approval. And if you have a pair of neon boxers that glow in the dark, chuck 'em after you finish reading this article.
Colors that everyone likes include black, gray, white, and navy blue. Of course there are other colors, but so long as they don't blind anyone and don't contain a caption (like "hot one in the oven"), then you'll be just fine.
that feels terrible
Cotton is the number one material when it comes to underwear because of its durability. A little bit of spandex (or Lycra) is allowed in order to give it that stretch appeal. Otherwise, spandex on its own should be banned when it comes to men's underwear.
On the same level with spandex is latex and vinyl (unless, of course, you and your woman are fetishists). Chances are if you are wearing underwear of this variety, you have a valid reason for doing so.
And silk — it's time to stop wearing silk boxers. Silk went out of style in the early nineties, along with rocker hair and earrings for men. So take a hint and get yourself some durable underwear.
learn your lesson
It's very important that you look good for your woman just as she looks good for you. If you constantly want her to wear matching thongs and bras, then you have to fulfill your duty and dress to impress as well.
Until next time, slip on a pair of black boxer briefs, turn up the music and dance for your woman. Okay, I'm kidding about the dancing part, but do remember to keep your underthings stylish.